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Posts tagged ‘dora’

Joke! Joke! Joke!

Teacher: ok class, name one famous explorer

Joseph: Ferdinand Magelland

John: Vasco de Gama!

Luke: Ruy Lopez de Villalobos

Peter: Dora!

(why not? nyahahaha!)

 

Barbie and Voodoo in a beauty pageant:

Voodoo: (confident mode) What is Beauty if your brain is empty!

…woohhh…

Barbie: What is knowledge if your face is damage?!

(paaakk!)