Teacher: ok class, name one famous explorer
Joseph: Ferdinand Magelland
John: Vasco de Gama!
Luke: Ruy Lopez de Villalobos
(why not? nyahahaha!)
Barbie and Voodoo in a beauty pageant:
Voodoo: (confident mode) What is Beauty if your brain is empty!
Barbie: What is knowledge if your face is damage?!
Do you already encounter a person, that can do everything,
Just to be… AWAY FROM YOU! lol!
One night, a farmer sleep naked at his farm,
and was awaken by laughter from a monkey,
louder and louder,
the monkey laugh in front of him,
the man said “why are you laughing at me?”
The monkey replied…
“this is my first time seeing a Banana and Rambutan grow together”
-nyahahaha.. naughty monkey!
Heart Falling InLove
Are you Mr. Google?
Coz you have everything that i’m searching for….
Every time I say I love you,
I know that he/she is happy…
Coz every time I texted her that way,
she/he always replay:
(self motivating? nyahahahh)